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Wednesday, September 21, 2016

Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie - Brangelina Divorce 2016 and "The Other Woman", Marian Cotillard

OK, so it has been awhile since I posted anything in here, I guess I really did not see anything which warranted posting... Although I do not know of the news explosion of the whole Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie divorce, or Brangelina divorce, as the media just loves to call it, or them. I actually thought the whole hoopla of the media labeled "power couple" of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie was old news by now, Sure they just bought some castle and I think they bought or Angelina squirted out a new Kid. I wonder if Angelina Jolie is going to get a tattoo of the coordinates of where she was when her and Brad Pitt decided to launch the whole Brangelina Divorce proceedings. The bigger question, I guess, is what will happen with all the assets the power couple of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie AKA Brangelina amassed during their marriage. It's not like either of them are really hurting for money, seeing as they long realized they did not have the ability to spend all the money they have, so they just give it away to worthwhile causes. Come to thing of it, I am having a really hard time saying anything bad about Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, aka Brangelina. It is sad the media has to grab hold of the whole Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie Divorce / Brangelina Divorce 2016, or as they are searching for in Germany, Brangelina Scheidung 2016, which translates into Brangelina Divorce 2016. So what is it that launches the Media, and by extension, Society, into such a vapid feeding frenzy for information and pictures of celebrities who are emotionally or physically suffering? This is actually kinda why I put away my Blog whoring hat for so many years, well that and some of my own personal issues, which I will not get into. I guess that is the positive trade-off of not being some multi billionaire celebrity, I get to enjoy my life without being constantly hounded by the media slime asking the age old question "Is the Head dead yet, get the widow on the set" In this case it won't be the suffering widow, or the Widow's Son, :<) It will be the kids who ultimately suffer. Sure a couple of them have been saved from their own form of suffering by being adopted by a couple of uber wealthy celebrities, but they also have learned about the tradeoff. One wonders if they aren't sitting in their castle wondering what will happen to them once the dust settles in this Brangelina Divorce media storm. Will the Pitt / Jolie kids still live in the castle bought by Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, only a short while ago? Who will end up getting the castle, Brad Pitt or Angela Jolie? or will they simply share it and have their own separate wings with a third wing just for Brad Pitt and the next female co-star he hooks up with, in another example of life imitating art. Often in my previous Blog whoring career, of sorts, I looked to webstats to see what people were looking for. I'm sure this is part of the daily life of every trend blogger and Media Whore out there. So I decided to pull out my little toolbox and see what the whole scoop was behind the Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Divorce, Brangelina Divorce, or even Brangelina Scheidung 2016. Interestingly enough, there has not been much activity in the way of the whole topic of the Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie divorce. There has been some interest in Germany for Brangelina Scheidung 2016 and some world interest in brangelina divorce 2016, both of which started to pop up on the radar in April of 2016. Not that I have been paying attention to the tabloids, I really kinda avoid them for the sloth they are. But one has to wonder if it is not life which is being controlled by the media, On the other side of the coin, one can look at the stats and see Angelina Jolie has surpassed her now ex-husband Brad Pitt in the Internet Publicity contest, hell, she even surpassed Jesus... Something which not even the Beatles have accomplished in the life of the Internet. Before their divorce, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie even surpassed the Beatles. Although the Paul McCartney Divorce still surpasses the Brangelina Divorce 2016, to this day. Perhaps the media sloths are looking to compare the Brangelina Divorce to the Paul McCartney divorce, seeing as both Brangelina and Paul / Linda McCartney are considered "power Couples" and I assume their riches are similar.
I will not speculate on the Brangelina Net worth or the Net Worth of Brad Pitt of Angelina Jolie, but if web stats are any indication, Angelina Jolie is far more popular than Brad Pitt. Perhaps this is the reason for their divorce.... Was Bard Pitt Jealous over the uber success of Angelina Jolie? Or was this all a publicity stunt to get the term Brangelina back into the media spotlight, after all, aside from a small blip, Brangelina has been a non entity in internet searches for quite some time now. Although, if one pays attention to the words coming out of the mouths of celebrities, they do not really like living in the spotlight, which is kinda odd considering their pay cheques are directly proportional to their popularity among the common folk, not their talent, as one would assume. I think breast size and body proportions also play a roll, but how does this play into a certain orange politician alleged real estate douche bag in the US. One has to wonder how popular the Donald and Melania Trump divorce will be, once it hits the news, because you know they will be getting a divorce, pre-nup or not, Melania has been front and centre in Donald's public life for quite some time. The pre-nup probably only covers existing wealth, one has to wonder how much marrying Melania has increased the popularity of Donald Trump. The courts will surely take this into consideration when awarding Melania her Divorce settlement. Back to the topic at hand, the whole Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie / Brangelina Divorce of 2016. Both Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have made quite abit of money as individuals and they really do not need any more money. My guess is the Divorce will be very professional and amicable, and the only real concern will be their common assets, like the Castle. But like I said, maybe they will share custody of the Castle just like they will be sharing custody of the kids... Pass the care of all onto paid staff who will ensure all is ready for them for when Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie arrive for their pre-arranged time with the assets.
Although, the whole Brad Pitt affair with Marion Cotillard was uncovered. One has to ask if Angelina Jolie was even surprised over Brad Pitt Cheating on her with a female co-star. Isn't that how the Whole Branglina thing started? Brad Pitt cheating on Jennifer Aniston? I wonder if the new media name will be Bramarion or Brarion. I'm thinking the media will lean towards Bramarion because the other sounds too much like Librarian, although Marian Cotillard does have that sexy Librarian look. I wonder if Brad Pitt did this for as vain of a reason as Angelina Jolie's recent double Mastectomy? Whatever the case, if search trends are any indication, Brad Pitt's popularity will surely suffer over his recent display of alleged Douchebaggery. I seriously feel bad for Angelina Jolie and the kids.