Bigfoot Sasquatch DNA Results revealed at Press Conference - Details here

Look, Uncle Memah done ate a Possum

It was perhaps the most highly touted press conference of the week, but it didn’t reveal much in the way of evidence: Three Bigfoot enthusiasts announced today that a series of genetic tests performed on samples taken from a carcass they claim is a Sasquatch came back as a mixture of human and opossum.

In addition to the mixed DNA results, Tom Biscardi, Matthew Whitton, and Rick Dyer gave the audience two blurry photos, one of a solitary figure in mixed hardwood forest and another of what appeared to be the tongue and teeth of a primate.

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Nevertheless, the trio held to their claim that the animal they are currently holding in “an undisclosed location” is indeed the legendary Bigfoot. The three fielded questions from a packed room, calling their discovery groundbreaking.

“We’re not Bigfoot hunters originally,” Whitton said. “We stumbled upon this creature. It was a stroke of luck, I can tell you that.”

Whitton and Dyer said they discovered the carcass when they were hiking in a forest near their home some time in June and that it has been stored in a large freezer since then. They refused to say exactly where and when, saying only that it was in Northern Georgia and that they captured video of several live animals.

They said when they found the carcass they hauled it into a truck and brought it to a freezer. They then set up a website to offer tours into the area and made an announcement on a Bigfoot enthusiast radio program.

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That’s when Biscardi got involved and moved the animal to another location and began contacting the media. In the week before the press conference, Whitton and Dyer spent several days sparring with skeptics and uploaded a video to YouTube in which they held a stuffed bear up to the camera and repeated their claims of having found a Sasquatch.

Meanwhile, Biscardi sent three samples of the carcass to Curtis Nelson at the University of Minnesota for analysis. In an email, Nelson told Biscardi that most of DNA segments taken from two of the samples matched human DNA. One came back as a likely match for an American opossum. Biscardi said this is likely from a stomach sample and that the creature might have eaten an opossum. He did not say why he had sampled from the stomach.


Despite Biscardi’s assurances that soon he would bring in scientists from Stanford University and journalists from Fox News to inspect the body, scientists are skeptical that the find is legitimate. “It’s about what I expected,” said Jeffrey Meldrum, is an anatomist from Idaho University who has studied the Bigfoot phenomenon. “Today they should have produced a physical piece of the corpse if not the corpse itself. Until they produce the body, it doesn’t matter.”

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“What they should have done is contact a reputable scientist and have it examined at a known university,” said Benjamin Radford, who writes for the Skeptical Inquirer magazine and has followed Bigfoot hunters for more than ten years. “Instead, this whole thing is very cloak and dagger. It all about, ‘We have unnamed scientists working at an undisclosed location under armed guard.’”

Meldrum said it’s still remotely possible the claims are genuine, but that the group’s behavior resembles previous hoaxes. He said that even if the genetic testing had turned up some evidence that it was Bigfoot, no one can verify where the animal was found.

This was not Biscardi’s first Bigfoot claim. In 2005 he claimed that he had captured a Sasquatch. The beast never materialized, and Biscardi claimed he had been swindled by a deranged attention-seeker.

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Radford says hoaxers make money off tours through Bigfoot country and documentary films – a motivation Biscardi doesn’t discount. When asked at the press conference how much money he expects to make from his alleged discovery, Biscardi said, “As much as I possibly can.”

However, he said he will satisfy all skeptics when he releases the actual body. Earlier this week he invited Megan Kelly of Fox News to Georgia to view the carcass.

Georgia Bigfoot Press Conference presents DNA "EVIDENCE"... is it proof?

The world is waiting in eager anticipation as two men from Georgia who claimed to have found the body of Bigfoot are set to hold a press conference today in California. At the press conference, they will be showing off DNA evidence, as well as photos of the real Bigfoot.

The press conference is set to take place, and is getting ready to start in Palo Alto, California.

The two men from Georgia who found Bigfoot are Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer. They state that the creature was found in the woods of northern Georgia, though the exact location has been kept a secret.

These two hunters have stated that DNA testing has already been done on Bigfoot, who comes in at 7 feet, 7 inches tall. He had teeth, eyes, and reddish hair.

Bigfoot’s body has been put in a freezer to keep it “fresh.”

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Even Bigfoot expert Thomas Biscardi has stated that this is the real thing.

Though many remain skeptical, there is no doubt that the anticipation is at an all time high.

The press conference will take place from noon to 1 p.m. today.

The anticipation is at an all time high, as the DNA evidence is expected to be shown at the Crowne Plaza Cabana Hotel in Palo Alto, California today.


Editors Note: Ya know, Georgia is known for in-breading.

For more on the Georgia Bigfoot Story

The Legend of El Chupacabra - Sighting Video

El Chupacabra - Means "the goat sucker" in Spanish.

Named because of the way it sucked all the blood from Puerto Rican goats, the Chupacabra has been leaving fear in its tracks for many years now.

First spotted in Puerto Rico in 1994, the Chupacabra has since migrated off the island and has recently been spotted in many locations including South America as well as the US. Although it was named because of its choice of goat-blood as a meal, the Chupacabra has reportedly attacked and devoured the blood of a wide variety of animals including dogs and sheep. As far as we know, there have yet to be any human fatalities.

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Due to the distinct technique the strange animal has of killing its prey, it is very easy to tell if the Chupacabra was involved in an animals death. Animals are found with puncture wounds in their neck and most of their blood removed. Often, the victim's organs have disappeared even though the only wound is a small hole in the animal's neck. Reports of laser-like cuts on the victim's ears are also common.

Although some people say they have seen the Chupacabra's tracks, in many cases there are no signs of blood or tracks around the dead animals.

Appearance

It is hard to describe the appearance of El Chupacabra because sightings greatly differ. Most say it is either gray or green. Some say it has a large lizard-like tongue, others say it has wings.

A bipedal creature (one that stands upright like a human), the Chupacabra has had many sightings where its height was reported to be anywhere from 3 and 6 feet tall. Some say it walks, some say it flies, and some say it has a kangaroo hop.

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Where did it come from?

Like the descriptions of El Chupacabras' appearance, people's ideas of its origin widely vary. Many say it's a new species, or a relative to the panther. More eccentric scholars say it is a dinosaur or an alien. Another theory is that there is a portal to another dimension that stretches from Puerto Rico across to South America.

Our theory is that an alien spacecraft contained El Chupacabras' as pets or for study, and they somehow escaped during an accident, or a crash. Of course this means the US government is involved and there is a massive cover-up involving all levels of government. Looking at the Video, it appears that George W. Bush Might just be one.

Bigfoot found in Georgia - Body being stored in Freezer

Now this is just waiting for a Jeff Foxworthy joke:

"You know you are a Red Neck if you have a Bigfoot in your freezer"

Here are the photos and story about the Georgia bigfoot hoax found in a remote part of northern Georgia. The bigfoot body is creating an internet sensation, and causing scientists everywhere to rethink their understanding of the natural world.

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“Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer, Georgia residents who lead Bigfoot-tracking expeditions, say they found the body of what appears to be a Bigfoot in the woods of northern Georgia and will join local Bigfoot researcher Tom Biscardi at the news conference, according to Robert Barrows, who is publicizing the event.”

A press conference will be held on August 13th, 2008, to present the DNA evidence and more pictures that the world awaits.

The Barack Obama campaign was quick to take credit in a press release which noted that Obama has continually called for change. Said Obama via text message, “Bigfoot is the change we have been waiting for.”

The John McCain camp left all options on the table including a military response. Said McCain via carrier pigeon, “the United States and our allies must stand ready to confront threats wherever they are found.”

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Fact or fiction? Truth or bigfoot hoax? Some party poopers say they have debunked the story as a hoax.

The thing looks like a stuffed Halloween dummy with a gorilla mask, in fact, someone is claiming to have found that exact costume for $499.00. but that’s unfair skepticism for this historic find.

The press release description of the Bigfoot body is startling:

The creature is seven feet seven inches tall.
It weighs over five hundred pounds.
The creature looks like it is part human and part ape-like.
It is male.
It has reddish hair and blackish-grey eyes.
It has two arms and two legs, and five fingers on each hand and
five toes on each foot.
The feet are flat and similar to human feet.
Its footprint is sixteen and three-quarters inches long and five and three-quarters inches wide at the heel.
From the palm of the hand to the tip of the middle finger, its hands are
eleven and three-quarters inches long and six and one-quarter inches wide.
The creatures walk upright. (Several of them were sighted on the same day that the body was found.)
The teeth are more human-like than ape-like.

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If this is infact real, this question comes to mind. Was "Bigfoot" found dead or did the hunters Murder what appears to be Hairy oversized Human. If they did shoot the "Creature" will they be charged with murder if DNA evidence shows human genes?