Well, this explains everything. Just days after Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz announced their engagement, Us Weekly is reporting the lip-synching pop tart is pregnant.
Simpson, the 23-year-old daughter of a former Baptist minister, is expecting her first child with Wentz, 28, a source tells the magazine. There's no word on what she plans to do if the baby comes out with her old nose.
The couple's spokesperson refused to comment about the impending bundle of joy, telling Us, "We are thrilled to confirm their engagement and congratulate this happy couple. Beyond that there is nothing to say."
Ashlee's older sister, Jessica, has yet to respond to the pregnancy rumours. We're guessing she's too busy tightening Tony Romo's leg shackles and demanding he impregnate her immediately, screaming "I'm the one who's supposed to get all the publicity, dammit! ME!!!"
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I originally posted this on one of my TLD's but I figured it was a great
fit for this blog, seeing as the topic is really kinda about stupid human
tricks. ...
11 years ago
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